what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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