Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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