he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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