take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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