I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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