i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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