Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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