rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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