Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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