i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
