I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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