im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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