Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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