So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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