belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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