Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
