Sponge bath it is.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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