I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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