There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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