ugly people sure do ruin things
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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