Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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