Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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