I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You need Xanax blowdarts
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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