We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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