did you get engaged???
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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