Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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