Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants