I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Less talking, more tequila
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
