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(502): View more from Kentucky

Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!

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(502): Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER! http://tfl.nu/qf7o

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Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.

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(443): Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her. http://tfl.nu/u8d4

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(254): View more from Texas

my sisters under your porch take her home

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(254): my sisters under your porch take her home http://tfl.nu/rfs3

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(914): View more from New York

We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.

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(914): We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor. http://tfl.nu/1mpx

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(212): View more from New York

your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

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(212): your tears are not going to buy me drinks... http://tfl.nu/o6xp

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.

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(765): I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick. http://tfl.nu/m09q

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(410): View more from Maryland

I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.

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(410): I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me. http://tfl.nu/7cby

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(812): View more from Indiana

Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...

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(812): Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this... http://tfl.nu/q2aq

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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(814): I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups. http://tfl.nu/oj47

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(530): View more from California

My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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(530): My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra" http://tfl.nu/4lmh

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting

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(423): Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting http://tfl.nu/waaj

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(408): View more from California

Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain

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(408): Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain http://tfl.nu/bezg

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(925): View more from California

Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early

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You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?

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(925): Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early (401): You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him? http://tfl.nu/zkzj

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(519): View more from Ontario

Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?

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(519): Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot? http://tfl.nu/ltik

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?

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(919): Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off? http://tfl.nu/ksmb

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