You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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