Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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