So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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