I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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