Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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