I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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