What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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