shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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