how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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