Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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