She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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