well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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