Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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