I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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