4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
