So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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