Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
