I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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