She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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