love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
either way he was missing a nipple.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
