Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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