So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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