No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
