the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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