He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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