I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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