This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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