The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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