I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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